Job fair today, 9-3, at the GA Department of Labor office on the corner of Cherokee and Villanow in LaFayette LaFayette Housing Authority office. Looking to hire assemblers, forklift ops, welders, secretaries, and general labor. We expect nobody will show up because Walker County has the world’s lowest unemployment rate.

The event is being run by Express Employment Professionals, and we’ve heard they’re OK so far as temp staffing places go.

Remember, this is a temp agency. They might be paying more and have better jobs than the one you have, but it won’t last. Do not walk away from a steady job to take a temp position that won’t be around forever. But if you’re unemployed or looking for a second job, go for it.

Channel 3, WQCH, and now the Catoosa Messenger have run the same article about “SunRae Water.” You should call all three media outlets and tell them you don’t like being lied to, and tell them Bebe ought to pay for her campaign advertising instead of getting it free from them. Also cancel your subscription to the Messenger if this is what they’re mailing to you.

In the nearly three years the Underground has existed, this is the absolute worst and most blatantly obvious lie we’ve encountered. Keep checking back, we will get into this more later in the week.

All the points this article gives in support of throwing out No Child Left Behind seem like reasons it should have been kept. Making sure minorities and special ed. kids don’t fall behind? God forbid we do that.

AM 1180 Chattooga Radio: “An electrician from Trion was shocked by a Georgia Lottery win. Mark Smith, 29, played the instant game Jumbo Bucks Bingo and won $100,000. Smith claimed his prize Monday.”

A Rossville man has been charged with stealing lawn furniture from last year’s tornado victims. Pretty dang sorry.

On the flip side of Rossville sorriness, a 19-year-old Rossville girl has published a children’s book. Check it out on Amazon.com

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